Saint Johnny's Pain Killers
King James Bible
|St. Johnny's Pain Killers became necessary
because of the abuse and ignorance of our Preachers and Churches that are
wrongly dividing the word of truth and causing pain and suffering to GOD'S
Children.. For instance, there are patients that are suffering from sin and
they go the "doctor and hospital" (ie church) complaining of depression and
pain. The "Doctor" diagnoses them as needing to be baptized or maybe a need
to surrender to preach, or teach a Sunday School class and they follow that
"Doctor's" advice and go home still in pain because they were diagnosed
They needed to be saved to stop the pain of their past and the bondage they are in. The Gospill, when preached right, gives health and cures sickness and stops pain. St. Johnny's Gospills will relieve your headaches if you take them as Doctor JESUS prescribed. St. Johnny's Aspirins are easily dissolved into the system according to Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
Oh the Gospill gets deep down on the inside to relieve pain and suffering as Doctor Jesus ordered. The Church is to be a hospital for hurting people, instead of just giving them a comfortable bed to rest in and a temporary relief from their pain. Lots of our Independent "Doctors" think they are sent here to cause pain and not relieve pain. Instead of giving medicine to the patients, they are giving them scorpions and shackles. So here are some symptoms that is causing pain and that is why St. Johnny's KJV pills will work to relieve your pain and suffering.
I have to be mighty careful on this point, because with a lot of bad things happening in the Baptist Churches, and yet there are good, godly Pastors and bus workers and Christian School teachers who love and protect the church, children, and bus kids with their lives. I applaud you but on the other hand we have to take our head out of the sand and watch and pray for our children. The homosexual movement has spied any church that has lots of children, and knowing churches are always short of day care and nursery workers, are going to slip in like Jude says in verse four. Creeps in and they will creep in if we do not watch out. Now if you go to a church where your pastor is starting to rethink this queer movement or fears the hate crime bill more than CHRIST, you need to move out now and take your babies with you. I just read where the forty two year pastor of Landmark Baptist Church in Sanger, Texas was arrested for having sixty five pages of child porn on his PC. Hey!, you heard me, I said Baptist not Catholic ( they like little boys) Now I believe my KJV so I believe in a real stern spanking and that is what that back end was made for, Amen. I believe what it says in Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Now some so called Christian Parents are so thankful that the law says you better not whip them and your glad because you think that relieves you of the responsibility as a parent. If this is you they should send you to China and cane your back end. I also would like to say to you parents that attend a cold dead church with your little limp wristed pastor, I think that child abuse in it's worse form is that your children does not know what anointed preaching is all about.
I know some grown folks that when they were kids, sat through a business meeting in church and they have never got over that hurt of seeing folks curse and ready to fight over what color the toilet paper out to be. I have heard preachers berate these bus kids parents, calling their moms whores and daddys drunks right in front of them. Do you not think, that regardless of how sorry the parents are, that is all these bus kids have and they love them and your sorry statement about their parents can cause these kids pain. Now come on Preacher, take your medicine. Oh you can dish it out but you can't take it huh? Parents your children does not belong to the state or the church. They are your's and your responsibility to love and protect. I know you just heard recently where in Atlanta where the Pastor whips the Children. Hold it, hold it, time out, when I used to pastor we had a Christian School and after five demerits an unruly child got a spanking. I still believe an unruly child needs a spanking but not a beating. Now I know this is fixing to cause me trouble what I am going to say but first I want you to look at these pictures and talk about pain for not remembering Scripture.