Saint Johnny's Pain Killers
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Saint Johnny's Pain Killers

For  we  know  that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now. Romans 8:22

The Pain of Our Children

St. Johnny's Pain Killers became necessary because of the abuse and ignorance of our Preachers and Churches that are wrongly dividing the word of truth and causing pain and suffering to GOD'S Children.. For instance, there are patients that are suffering from sin and they go the "doctor and hospital" (ie church) complaining of depression and pain. The "Doctor" diagnoses them as needing to be baptized or maybe a need to surrender to preach, or teach a Sunday School class and they follow that "Doctor's" advice and go home still in pain because they were diagnosed wrong.

They needed to be saved to stop the pain of their past and the bondage they are in. The Gospill, when preached right, gives health and cures sickness and stops pain. St. Johnny's Gospills will relieve your headaches if you take them as Doctor JESUS prescribed. St. Johnny's Aspirins are easily dissolved into the system according to Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

Oh the Gospill gets deep down on the inside to relieve pain and suffering as Doctor Jesus ordered. The Church is to be a hospital for hurting people, instead of just giving them a comfortable bed to rest in and a temporary relief from their pain.  Lots of our Independent "Doctors" think they are sent here to cause pain and not relieve pain.  Instead of giving medicine to the patients, they are giving them scorpions and shackles. So here are some symptoms that is causing pain and that is why St. Johnny's KJV pills will work to relieve your pain and suffering.

The Pain of Our Children

I have to be mighty careful on this point, because with a lot of bad things happening in the Baptist Churches, and yet there are good, godly Pastors and bus workers and Christian School teachers who love and protect the church, children, and bus kids with their lives.  I applaud you but on the other hand we have to take our head out of the sand and watch and pray for our children. The homosexual movement has spied any church that has lots of children, and knowing churches are always short of day care and nursery workers, are going to slip in like Jude says in verse four. Creeps in and they will creep in if we do not watch out. Now if  you go to a church where your pastor is starting to rethink this queer movement or fears the hate crime bill more than CHRIST, you need to move out now and take your babies with you. I just read where the forty two year pastor of Landmark Baptist Church in Sanger, Texas was arrested for having sixty five pages of child porn on his PC.  Hey!,  you heard me, I said Baptist not Catholic ( they like little boys) Now I believe my KJV so I believe in a real stern spanking and that is what that back end was made for, Amen.  I believe  what it says in Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.  Now some so called Christian Parents are so thankful that the law says you better not whip them and your glad because you think that relieves you of the responsibility as a parent.  If this is you they should send you to China and cane your back end. I also would like to say to you parents that attend a cold dead church with your little limp wristed pastor, I think that child abuse in it's worse form is that your children does not know what anointed preaching is all about.

I know some grown folks that when they were kids,  sat through a business meeting in church and they have never got over that hurt of seeing folks curse and ready to fight over what color the toilet paper out to be. I have heard preachers berate these bus kids parents, calling their moms whores and daddys drunks right in front of them. Do you not think, that regardless of how sorry the parents are, that is all these bus kids have and they love them and your sorry statement about their parents can cause these kids pain. Now come on Preacher, take your medicine. Oh you can dish it out but you can't take it huh? Parents your children does not belong to the state or the church.  They are your's and your responsibility to love and protect. I know you just heard recently where in Atlanta where the Pastor whips the Children. Hold it, hold it, time out, when I used to pastor we had a Christian School and after five demerits an unruly child got a spanking. I still believe an unruly child needs a spanking but not a beating. Now I know this is fixing to cause me trouble what I am going to say but first I want you to look at these pictures and talk about pain for not remembering Scripture.

Now Im going where angels fear to tread because like the police have a blue code of silence so does the fellows in the clique and I AINT in it, glory to GOD and don't wanna be. I know that I will reap the wrath of my own kind, Independent Baptist, but so be it. When I see these two fine young men it breaks my heart that these boys were trained to think this is doing GOD a service. I have known this family when they first came to Texas and you can not find a more separated clean living boys any where on this planet and I say that I love them, not the pain that they did to this mexican boy.

Let's just read what Channel eight news reports.  According to coverage by "NEWS 8 AUSTIN" the church seems to have a reputation of preaching their own brand of disciplinary practices. "One woman, who wants to remain unidentified to protect her business, says she's familiar with the church's child disciplinary practices. She said they were preached in Senior Pastor Thompson's sermons. "He would explain how you had to use a rod because the belt didn't do it, because it would just leave lashes. But the rod would get into the soul, would get deep down into the skin," she said.

The woman said she was a member of Capitol City Baptist Church for 10 years, but said she left soon after she understood the church's philosophy on what she called "breaking" a child. "Everybody had a different way of telling you how the will is broke,” she said. “Some of them would say the will is broke if they don't move anymore; some of them would say the will is broke if they just faint, if you just spank them until they have no more energy. And I left because I just couldn't take it."

Former church members told us if you obey the rules, you can earn a book, What the Bible Says About Child Training, which advocates using a rod as a means of punishment, you could also get your own paddle with holes to inflict more pain."

The above description of what went on around the ministry of Capital City Baptist Church is very sad. I am quite sure Pastor Thompson and his family are very disturbed and saddened by all the attention this has brought about. I do not for a minute think that Pastor Hank Thompson would condone such a beating as was given the young Mexican boy by his sons. Rule with a rod of iron! Now you talk about pain and suffering in the Church work!  

Folks, no matter where you go to church you'd better check up, look up, and listen up to what is coming from some meat- heads' sermons.

The Mexican boy, if he was not saved, probably never will be now, because of the pain of this experience. Yes you can be hurt in Church and JESUS said it would be better to have a millstone around your neck and drown in the sea than to hurt one of these little ones. I say yes, spank them but not beat them.  

Now we better wake up Church and see where we are going Crazy with this thing called pastoral authority. Like the pastor in Georgia who thinks he should deliver the church members babies (In court now over the death of a baby).  Some pastors say you have to get their permission to have a baby or buy a home or buy a car. You folks talk about Jim Jones and David Koresh, hey, I know preachers that pick your bride for you. You say Bro. Johnny, your gonna catch it, hey!, I've been catching it for thirty years. Where you been preacher, and all this stuff about being controversial. I thought all Baptist Preachers were to be controversial. Now this point is simple, people have enough hurt and pain by the devil in the world.  This Mexican family thought they were going to a church where GOD'S people were at and their boy winds up for a week in intensive care and kidney failure.

I know you say Bro. Johnny is a pain.  Well take two of my ASPIRINS and call me in the morning. NOW I say thank JESUS for Churches and Pastors and workers that love people and their children. How sad that this boy was beat up by the devil and is in much pain . I know Caleb Thompson, bless his heart, if he just had it to do over he would think "What would JESUS do" with this boy besides beat him unmerciful. Here is the gospill for Preachers that cause PAIN. 1Peter 5:3 Neither as being lords over God's heritage, but being ensamples to the flock. Hey Preacher, do you believe the KJV?

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Zechariah 7:11 But they refused to hearken, and pulled away the shoulder, and stopped their ears, that they should not hear.

Matthew 11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

John 5:40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life.
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