ON PREACHING

1. DON'T HANG ON THE PULPIT

   The pulpit is there to hold your notes and Bible. Not you! Unless you are physically handicapped stand on your own two feet.

    

2. DON'T MUMBLE & DON'T TALK TOO LOW

   Make your commands CLEAR! How will they understand if they cannot hear what you say? Why waste your time getting up to preach if the people can't get the message. Don't cause them to be frustrated. Have you ever been behind someone in the audience who could not hear the speaker? "What did he say?" "What was that?" Not only is that person not getting it, those behind are not either, because all they are hearing is that guy questioning what's being said.

   Many people talk too low and those that are some distance away cannot hear them. You want 100 percent of the people to hear, not just a few.

   Always try to preach to the LAST person in the congregation. That way all will hear.

    

3. DON'T SCREAM

   Screaming, not loud talking, can give the appearance that you have lost control of your message and have your own agenda. While the Bible says in Isaiah to "cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet," it also talks about sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal. Raising your voice to make a point is one thing. Constant shouting without "charity" can be misinterpreted. Make sure you obey the Spirit's leading.

    

4. DON'T JINGLE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKET OR PLAY WITH SOME ITEM AT HAND

   There was one preacher boy that had a bad habit of literally twisting his Bible into all sorts of shapes. He would break the binding and mess up the pages. The people started watching what he was doing with that Bible and not listening to what he was saying.

   One man just could not keep his hands still. He would constantly find something and then start to play with it. It might be a little chain on his belt, a piece of fuzz in his Bible or on his clothes. He just could not keep his hands still and it was terribly distracting and really hindered the meetings.

   Keep your hands out of your pockets. You are not at the store about to give the cashier change.

    

5. DON'T CHEW GUM

   You do not want to look like a cow chewing its cud. This is very annoying and distracting to those that are in front of you. It also hinders your speaking ability.

   "Now I want to tell you (chew, chew), about the Bible (snap, pop), and all the wonderful things (chomp, chomp), that God has (crack, chew), for us to know about."

   Get rid of that gum and not on the bottom of the pew or under the pulpit either.

   One time while preaching there was (no kidding) someone's dirty old gum up in the right hand corner of the pulpit.

    

6. DON'T SLOUCH

   Honestly, some people look like they just got hit in the stomach. They are all hunched over. This hinders speech and volume and also looks like you have no authority.

   Yes, stand straight, but on the other hand, do not stand at attention like a wooden soldier. Avoid extremes in posture.

    

7. DON'T BROW BEAT THE PEOPLE

   Try to be a blessing whenever you can. Vengeance from the pulpit is WRONG! No matter who does it. Yes, preach on sin and service, but do not use the pulpit for a whipping post.

    

8. DON'T BE DEAD IN PREACHING (MAKE IT ALIVE)

   This is where you will have to get alone with the Lord and get something from Him and seek His strength to do the job right. Remember Proverbs 18:21 -

   "Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof."

    

9. DON'T ACT PROUD (BE A SERVANT IN SPIRIT)

   Believe me, if you go up proud you will come back humble. Trust in the Lord and not in yourself.

   You might not see it, but others will. There is nothing more obnoxious than a proud person.

    

10. DON'T TRY TO BE SOMEONE ELSE (BE YOURSELF)

    It does not matter who your preacher hero is, DO NOT try to be like him in your actions and attitude. You do not have his character, experience or mannerisms. Do not be a fake. God is not interested in "clones."

    God used different people with different personalities. Note the 12 apostles; they were all different.

    There have been more church splits because someone wanted to act like his preacher "hero" and not be himself. Also, there are some things that an older preacher can say and do that a young preacher just cannot get away with.

     

11. DON'T COMPROMISE THE WORD OF GOD, STANDARDS AND CONVICTIONS

1. DRESS NEAT AND CLEAN

   This cannot be emphasized enough. Do your best to have a good set of clothes. It is amazing how many people that want to be a leader, need to be lectured on this topic. The old proverb, "Cleanliness is next to godliness," is worth thinking about. Make sure your suit is dry-cleaned and doesn't have holes in it.

   Do not wear loud clothing. Be conservative in your dress. And for heaven's sake, do not try to imitate those preachers on TV.

    

2. TAKE A BATH

   Take a bath regularly. Honestly once a month is NOT enough. Having been a teacher of preachers boys, this cannot be stressed enough. Everyone will know that you have body odor but you. Some have been so bad that when they walked into the room, the first thing that people wanted to do was to OPEN THE WINDOWS. Yuk! "By now Lord, HE STINKETH!"

   One time a neighbor came to use the telephone. She was there only 15 minutes. Yet, it took two full days spraying with air freshener and opening the windows to get rid of her awful odor. Whew! Gag!

    

3. USE DEODORANT

   Ok, so you took a bath, but you have been preaching for the past forty- five minutes. You are nervous or under a strain.

   One time there was a preacher that practiced good hygiene yet did not realize that the combination of starch and the bleach in his shirt caused a conflict with his body odor. Even he could not stand it after he preached his sermon. Fortunately he realized his problem after the first time and took care of it.

    

4. BRUSH YOUR TEETH

   Dental hygiene is important. Crud on the teeth is NOT a pleasant thing to look at. White is so much better than green or yellow.

    

5. USE MINTS

   Especially in dealing with people face to face, after a sermon or song service. Even the people that like you will not tell you that you are offensive with your breath.

   Many years ago there was a Bible school teacher that had breath so OFFENSIVE that his students literally did the best they could to get the very back rows in his classes. He never knew. But his classes are still remembered to this day. Not by what he taught, but how far away the student could get.

    

6. WEAR A TIE AND SHOW RESPECT

   Today it is popular to be "casual." A Mr. Nice Guy. "And here's Johnny!" "Now Chuck is going to talk to you." Ad nausea.

   Remember the office you fill needs to be respected. You should not be just one of the boys. Dress properly in a suit and tie.

   And whatever you do - DO NOT CALL AN OLDER PREACHER BY HIS FIRST NAME. DID YOU HEAR THAT? DON'T DO IT. It is a sign of great disrespect. It does not make any difference if the whole world is doing it, don't you do it. You say, "But I have known him for years." So what?! ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS show respect to the man of God. Terms that could be appropriate are as follows - Dr., Brother, or Pastor. There is an old saying and for the most part it is true. "Familiarity breeds contempt."

    

7. HAIR CUT

   No you can't be a Jesus freak. Long hair on a man looks effeminate and that is the last impression that a preacher ought to give to his congregation. (1 Cor. 11:14). Also, even though the hair is not super long, it should at least be trimmed, neat and clean.

    

8. BE A REAL MAN

   One of the signs of being in the last days is that a man will be effeminate. Don't wave your hands around like a woman. Have manly gestures (1 Cor. 6:9). Also, if you have a high-pitched voice then practice lowering it. And PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT WEAR PINK or ruffles on your shirt. Sorry ladies, NO women preachers.

   Now this might sound silly, but get in front of a mirror and practice your gestures. Did you know that Spurgeon, considered "the prince of preachers", literally practiced and practiced his voice and mannerisms until he could actually hold people spellbound while they listened to him. Now you may never be a Spurgeon, BUT you can improve.

   BREATHE PROPERLY

   (PRACTICE YOUR BREATHING AND VOICE)

   Learn to use your diaphragm. You mean that I should practice? YES! Remember, practice makes perfect; or if not perfect at least better.

   Isn't it strange that a musician knows that he needs to practice; a singer also knows this, but a preacher doesn't think that it is important. WAKE UP!

    

9. BE PREPARED (STUDY)

   Some pastors actually wait until about fifteen minutes before the service to prepare a message. There was one pastor that waited until another pastor or deacon presented his material. Then as the aforementioned person was talking the pastor would take notes and preach on what the man just said. That man is a lazy bum and is cheating his people.

   Feed your people. There are thousands of good Christian people all over the world that are just starving spiritually. It is a shame and should not happen. The Lord gave clear instructions as to what a pastor ought to do in feeding his people (1 Peter 5:2).

    

10. READ YOUR BIBLE

     

    1. Know the books of the Bible.

        

    2. Have a regular time each day to read Bible.

        

    3. Read it with a notebook in hand to take down thoughts that God gives you.

        

    4. Think about what you are reading.

        

    5. The only place where success is mentioned is in relation to the word of God. (Joshua 1:8)